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There is one question that we all get asked, well those of us who wear the kilt regularly anyway. "What's worn under the Kilt?" Well the absolute truth is that nothing is worn, it's all in perfect working order. More and more there are increasingly elaborate ways for people to try to find the answer to this question. Some are content to just try to attack you and lift your kilt, however it is the more ingenious breed that worries me.

Picture the scene, standing in a club in Denmark, having performed at a couple of schools, shopping malls and other venues throughout the day, wanting little more than a quiet drink to relax the old bones. Next thing you know there is a rather peculiar character standing in front of you with a long stick and a mirror taped to the end of it. There was no attempt at subtlety here, just a want to find out what is under that kilt. I know education is important, but this lady turned out to be one of the teachers from the school we played at that morning. I'm not sure if that would be described as extra curricular activities.

Denmark has, over the years, brought out the more amusing moments and some of the daftest questions we've ever heard. Again, picture the scene, the pipe band is standing in full regalia, with instruments and everything, when we get asked the following question. "Are you Scottish Scots or Swedish Scots?" Okay, I may need a little help with the answer to that one. Answers on a postcard please.

Over time we will try to add some stories and the occasional funny, to let you see what we actually do when we perform and maybe to provide ideas of what to do, and occasionally what not to do.

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